
Memo to my Jewish and Muslim brethren: you're missing out on all the fun!
Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, Taiwanese scientists have announced that they have bred pigs which glow green in the dark.
And it's not just skin deep; no sir, that green, glowy goodness is built in, from the organs out.
GodDAMN, that sounds delicious.
God DAMN it! That's my invention! I did it first! With a bunny! Well, not a bunny but an actic hare! Because they turn white in winter! Hard to see against the snow! But this makes it easier to see them and weasels and artic owls! Everyone loves those things, but you can never see them! Those fucking Chinese! And I thought the Canadians were tricky! They better not take my idea for skinless cows! I've got almost all the details worked out!
Mike!
Posted by: Mike! | January 12, 2006 at 05:46 PM