If you've never been to London, here's a simple and inexpensive way to recreate the experience in your own home.
Find a picture of Big Ben and stare at it. Take whatever money you have on you, and throw it out the window. Finally, press a yelling drunk with a shaved head and a football (soccer) shirt tightly to each ear. Before you can say Lord luv a duck, you're in Leicester Square...
Damnit, it didn't work. Is there a step you left out? Aw, crap. I can't get anything to fucking work the way it's supposed to.
kent@icannotgetthisthingtofuckingwork.com
Posted by: Kent | August 31, 2007 at 02:40 PM