It's raining. I don't like to complain, but I have to say that I'm not a big fan of rain, or, really, of any kind of natural phenomena. I like snow, but I'd like it a lot better if it were a lot warmer. Why is it cold? That's poor planning. Animals are pretty, but they smell bad and behave uncontrollably. Some people are able to control them, but those people can be pretty strange themselves.
Nature is, quite frankly, a problem, and one whose time is almost up. The way I see it, we're here on earth not only to have dominion over, but to eradicate and replace every other form of life. Once the planet is as clean and smooth as an Ikea parking lot, we'll really be able to make something of this place; something orderly and efficient, and sensible. Unlike weather. Weather is chaotic. Look at snowflakes. Why is every single one different? Think of the man-hours being spent on that vanity project. Ridiculous.
Homogenization is the answer, my friends. From buildings to trees to the lowly field mouse, automation of materials and process will put an end to the anxiety of our existence, and make us truly one species: steel, glass, rubber, and concrete. From house to mouse; let the future rain down in a silvery shower of functionality; modern, simple, and ego-free.
Just make sure, when you build my place, that it's fucking huge, so everyone will know it's mine. It's only human nature.
I know it's not safe to "worship" people I don't know except in cyberspace... but you really are QUITE brilliant!
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Posted by: Krista H. | May 09, 2008 at 05:04 PM